Staying Out of Prison (Episode 1)

Bert has been in and out of prison for his entire adult life for petty drug offenses. While trying to stay within the law, Bert finds that he might not be able to overcome his self-proclaimed disease....the disease of dumbness. Check out episode 2 here: http://bit.ly/Staying-Out-of-Prison-2 Read Berts column on VICE here: http://www.vice.com/author/bert-burykill Check out the Best of VICE here: http://bit.ly/VICE-Best-Of Subscribe to VICE here! http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-VICE Check out our full video catalog: http://bit.ly/VICE-Videos Videos, daily editorial and more: http://vice.com Like VICE on Facebook: http://fb.com/vice Follow VICE on Twitter: http://twitter.com/vice Read our tumblr: http://vicemag.tumblr.com